That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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