at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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