I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
