He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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