Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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