I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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