ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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