We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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