that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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