I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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