thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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