But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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