I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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