I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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