quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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