i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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