How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
