I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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