Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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