is your mom at the bar?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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