i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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