so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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