We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
