So gin and wine won't be happening again
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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