I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can't turn off my feet"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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