Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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