Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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