My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize