WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
