therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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