I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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