he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i think im in europe. pls send help
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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