So drunk its hurt
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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