i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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