Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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