So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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