everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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