Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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