Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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