At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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