i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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