Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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