so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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