somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog