Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!