I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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