fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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