I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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