i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Randomize
