do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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