Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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