i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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