Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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