I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do vagina's smell?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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