question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
