Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Randomize
