My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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