and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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