i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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