I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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