How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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